And this one...

this happens to be one of the best profiles instead. It comes from a very very close friend of mine, have a look:

How you know you've met Mr Seducer Bot:
-He wants to go pose ball shopping on your first date
-He looks "longingly into your eyes, his lips touching yours, on the way to capturing your soul" while IMing a blonde or three dancing behind you
-When you IM asking what he's doing, his reply -- trying to get out of a tight spot

Remember, it's easier to throw the undesirables overboard before you get them in the boat.

well done my friend. Of course you were the blonde dancing behind him ;)
HUGZZ!